The words in the blog are fairly random with an emphasis on mocking people, places, things and Bon Jovi. Like most blogs, it’s set up for you to leave comments, stories, rantings or whatever comes to mind so please do.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Unclean Alan & Colour-blind Johnny
I don't make a lot of sense because sense is overrated and overstated. I do speak a lot of nonsense and for that I'll never apologise. Purple, barney, dinosaur. Unclean Alan didn't get his name because he didn't wash himself. He got his name because he's a deep down 'n' dirty, underhanded, son of a mother with the manners of an unprincipled Bon Jovi fan's t-shirt. 5 years ago, Unclean Alan told Colour-blind Johnny a lie and to this day, he believes it’s true: