

The words in the blog are fairly random with an emphasis on mocking people, places, things and Bon Jovi. Like most blogs, it’s set up for you to leave comments, stories, rantings or whatever comes to mind so please do.
To the untrained eye, the life of a Mocker might look like an episode of Kenny Powers but on closer inspection, it’s like a whole series of Kenny Powers. Informing the world that Justin Bieber is just your average teenage pop star and that she should be left alone to enjoy the odd $103.7 million she made last year, gets a bit repetitive and boring. Letting you know that Sarah Jessica Parker is no different to the other horses, takes up a lot of time and before you know it, it becomes a vocation rather than a vacation. As important as it is to mock people, places and Bon Jovi, let us not forget that we also need to mock ourselves. Just as self praise is massively cool praise, self mocking is massively cool mocking where we learn that it’s all about attention to detail. As important as it is to laugh, always ensure you have the last laugh:
Sometimes the questions never stop but we wouldn’t have it any other way. Little Dill Y is a 6 old budding genius. He constantly asks us questions like “how the hell can people actually believe that God exists when there’s no scientific proof whatsoever?” or “why do so many people refer to that nonsense that Bon Jovi produce as music?” or “how can Uncle Sugartastic Daddy John have 68 wives when you’re not even married to Mam once?”. One of our favourite things about the little guy is his 6 year old sense of humour. Recently we were in a local store and he took it on himself to start asking questions about the price of the chocolate bars: