This is a shocking tale so if you’re in anyway disturbed by the life changing personality of a cat, please leave now and pretend you were never here. Our story begins 19 hours ago in a time we like to call ‘Yesterday’. Yesterday, Jill Y’s cat Puddles was the type of cat you could bring home to your mother. He didn’t drink, never wore sunglasses and wasn’t fat. We left him at home with Thirsty Dave for a couple of hours and now we’ve lost him forever. It’s almost like he’s become someone else:
The words in the blog are fairly random with an emphasis on mocking people, places, things and Bon Jovi. Like most blogs, it’s set up for you to leave comments, stories, rantings or whatever comes to mind so please do.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Heed this warning or don’t
Warning: Never leave your shy, reclusive, tea total cat alone with anyone with ‘thirsty’ in their name.
This is a shocking tale so if you’re in anyway disturbed by the life changing personality of a cat, please leave now and pretend you were never here. Our story begins 19 hours ago in a time we like to call ‘Yesterday’. Yesterday, Jill Y’s cat Puddles was the type of cat you could bring home to your mother. He didn’t drink, never wore sunglasses and wasn’t fat. We left him at home with Thirsty Dave for a couple of hours and now we’ve lost him forever. It’s almost like he’s become someone else:

This is a shocking tale so if you’re in anyway disturbed by the life changing personality of a cat, please leave now and pretend you were never here. Our story begins 19 hours ago in a time we like to call ‘Yesterday’. Yesterday, Jill Y’s cat Puddles was the type of cat you could bring home to your mother. He didn’t drink, never wore sunglasses and wasn’t fat. We left him at home with Thirsty Dave for a couple of hours and now we’ve lost him forever. It’s almost like he’s become someone else:
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