
The words in the blog are fairly random with an emphasis on mocking people, places, things and Bon Jovi. Like most blogs, it’s set up for you to leave comments, stories, rantings or whatever comes to mind so please do.
Monday, September 19, 2011
Too cool for cool
Jill Y got a new stopwatch so we decided to see how long I could go without mocking the extremely mock-able Bon Jovi. I must be losing my touch because for 60 seconds, I only managed to mention 56,987 reasons why they shouldn’t even be referred to as a band. We immediately went to the doctor who told me that I had high blood pressure and asked if I had something on my mind. I told him my mind wasn’t sufficiently advanced enough to have anything on it and that I needed to get home as Bon Jovi needed to be needlessly mocked. He nodded at me approvingly, the way a Doctor approvingly nods at his patient and again asked me if I had something on my mind. As he was a Doctor, I decided to tell him what was really bothering me. I told him my life had recently become aimless because I had seen the coolest thing ever and there couldn’t possibly be anything cooler on this planet. He asked me to be more specific and I showed him a picture of Jill Y’s grandmother’s earrings:

