The Economics of Sugartastic Daddy John

There are people in this world who are well balanced, well adjusted and well endowed with common sense. Then there’s Sugartastic Daddy John. Sugartastic wouldn't be the type of person who is regularly in control of his own mind but that’s only because he’s massively confused. His greatest claim to fame is that he single-handedly figured out that Maths is impossible. A successful businessman in his own right, he never talks about his business because that’s his business and his business alone. Always a keen eye for a bargain, he recently became the proud owner of not one but two body piercings at a bargain price: