Thursday, April 26, 2012

Natural Flavor With Other Natural Flavor

Some words sometimes say what we want them to say and some words say some things that say nothing about sense at all. Maybe it's laziness, maybe it's a stroke of marketing genius or maybe it's a combination of both but the natural flavors of this vanilla creme bar are definitely natural:


Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Management Positions Available

Scurvy Jane decided that she was going to decide to do it. She had thought about applying for the position for one week and three weeks and 2 days. It was a management position that included vacation, uniforms and meals. The only thing she was hesitant about was the salary:


Sunday, April 22, 2012

Thirsty Dave and the Drunks with Guns

I'm not saying Thirsty Dave is anti-social but just because I'm not saying it, doesn't mean it's not true.  Sure, he'll talk to you and order a beer and give you the money for the beer and drink the beer but that's only if you're a Bartender or someone who tends bars. They say opposites attract but that's just not true. Thirsty Dave recently decided to give back to the community and along with some like minded friends, sent out a statement of intent:


Monday, April 16, 2012

Becky Grimmer–Single

Thirsty Dave has never been single. The thirsty one and beer go hand in hand like beer and a beer drinkers hand on beer. He looked at the face of Becky Grimmer on the television screen and realized there and then that he loved this woman but he just could not figure out why this heavenly angel was single:


Monday, April 2, 2012

************tHe cUlt Of boN jOvI***********

Have I been busy? You can bet your 'Understanding Magnets for Dummies' book that I've been busy. Can I tell you what I've been doing? Not exactly. If Bon Jovi know that I'm on to them, my life could turn into an episode of 'Bon Jovi fans stalk Bill Y - Series 1'. This is big, boys and girls. This is VERY BIG. The following picture is just one of many that contain conclusive proof that Bon Jovi have been brainwashing kids who have been brainwashing children into becoming Bon Jovi fans of the future. Did you hear that? I'm sure I've been followed so I have to go but here, have a look at this and I'll see you when I see you:



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