Man finds the holy grail of beer

Thirsty Dave found the holy grail. Okay, he didn’t find the actual holy grail but he did find the bones of Indiana Jones and the ingredients of the perfect beer and by perfect, I mean cheap and by cheap, I mean he stole it. This made him as happy as a monkey who won a peanut lottery but even monkeys who win the peanut lottery still have to live in the same world that’s polluted by the sound of the so called music of Bon Jovi. To truly understand the many troubles of Thirsty Dave, we only have to look at the first time he accidently heard the so called music of Bon Jovi: