Sugartastic Daddy John is the funniest person inside his own head

Fresh from his nomination as the funniest person inside his own head, Sugartastic Daddy John is on a roll. Not only did he come up with another 3,984 reasons to dislike Bon Jovi, he’s now found a great new hobby that all the family can take part in. It involves calling a certain car rental company and asking them for more information about one of their recent ads: