My name is Bill Y and I love newspapers.

Newspapers are great and I love them. It's almost as if they contain stories that tell us stuff. The last time I visited the Cook County Forest Preserve, I encountered a number of people who were not full of life and when I say they were not full of life, I mean they were dead. That's right, the last time I visited the Cook County Forest Preserve, I met some people who were dead and when I say they were dead, I mean they were not living. Because of this, I wasn't sure if we should bring Little Dill Y to commune with nature and hold family events at such a venue but it turns out I had nothing to worry about. A quick look at the newspaper and any fears I had were quickly put to rest: