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Thursday, March 10, 2011
Statements of absolute fact
Little Dill Y has never wondered why women give birth more than men. This is because when he was 2, we told him about the birds and the bees or as Jill Y likes to call it "the creation of a new organism by combining the genetic material of two organisms". He's 5 now and on his next birthday, he'll be 6. Speaking of massively obvious things, each evening when he comes home from genius school, we sit him down and teach him something that's as obvious as a blind man wearing sunglasses with a dog, selling pencils. This was last nights statements of absolute fact: