Friday, May 27, 2011

Thrifty Scurvy Jane

Scurvy Jane is a fan of free things. It doesn’t really natter what it is, if it’s free, she’ll take it and say thanks. Not too long ago, she faced a choice – borrow 300k from the bank to buy a new place to live or remain living in her own imagination which costs nothing. She chose the free option.



Recently she acquired a squirrel in a wheelchair. To make matters even  better, she got a free bonus and that just made her as happy as a baby in a topless bar.








Staying on the animal theme, her next acquisition was of the canine variety. Again she was over the moon but there was something about this one that made me nervous. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it but I had a vague notion that dogs and cats are not too fond of each other. This coupled with the fact that she had just been given a free kitten sent alarm bells ringing in my head.




Because she got this stuff free, she didn’t mind spending $15,000 on a second hand product:    






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