Tuesday, May 3, 2011

I said “No bitch, go home”

I went for a walk last night. Jill Y was trying to teach me Math’s and it got totally out of hand. I understand basic economics – I get paid and Jill Y takes the money and turns it into shoes. That part is alright but it’s the whole: 

x2 + 2x − 3 = wtf

that causes me to lose sleep. So I went for a walk to try and clear my head and for a while it seemed to be working. I’m minding my own business when all of a sudden, I’m being followed by a dog. This in itself didn’t bother me but it was barking ashamedly like a dog with it’s tale between its legs. I was faced with a dilemma – how do I lose my new canine friend and in a hurry? I asked her if she would like some money to go and buy herself a bone but she just kept on barking and following me. I asked her if I could set her up with another dog but again, she just continued barking and following me. I was beginning to think that she didn’t understand English. At this stage, I remembered that Sugartastic Daddy John sends me an email every day with advice on how to get out of tricky situations. It took me a while to search through his emails on the phone but it was worth it because the advice for March 2nd, was exactly what I was looking for:



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