Little Johnny Jenkins and his pedal pushers

Little Johnny Jenkins was anything but little. He stood 35 foot tall and 32 feet taller than little Dill Y. He lived many years ago and was a man who was all ready to reach the heights of success but fate sometimes acts like a spoiled son of a Bon Jovi fan with a temper. Very few history books tell us that Jenkins invented the bicycle but those who knew him often told of his funky footwear that was way ahead of it’s time: