Thursday, December 17, 2009
You’re not the boss of me now.
Hello Boss, it’s Bill Y. I know I’ve used up all my sick days and that’s why I’m calling in dead. I’ve been working so hard that I’ve decided to leave this world. I won’t be able to provide a doctors note as they don’t do them down here. I can provide an autopsy report which shows that it was work that caused me to travel to this place of suffering and turmoil. There are some familiar faces here including an Austrian dude who was the leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party and the guy who didn’t sign The Beatles. There’s picture frames on the wall of people who’ll be joining me soon and I’m told there’s a nice warm place for you so I reckon I’ll be seeing you soon enough. Until then, please don’t miss me too much. Bill Y