Saturday, December 19, 2009

Google Therapy

Do you ever wonder if you’re been treated as a doormat? Well, if you constantly hang around doors and look up to find people walking on you, chances are that you are.

Have you ever wondered if your partner is the right person for you? If your partner introduces you to someone who tells you that they are engaged to your partner, then it’s probably time to go find someone else.

Do you ever think you drink too much beer? If you wake up in a pub wearing an ‘I heart beer’ t-shirt, covered in ‘I heart beer’ tattoos and realise that you’ve changed your name to a beer related product, you do indeed drink too much beer.

If you’ve answered ‘Yes’ to one or more of the above questions, you have issues but worry not as there is a solution to your problems, your brothers problems and your brothers neighbours uncles problems. The answer my friend is: Google. Google knows everything. One of the bestest things about Google is that it isn’t afraid to hurt your feelings. For example, If you type ‘it's good to mock: You're not the boss of me now’. It will tell you some good stuff about a damn good blog. Bill Y


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