Sunday, December 13, 2009

Everyone’s a comedian, well everyone except us.

At It’s good to mock, we’re somehow under the illusion that we’re sometimes funny. To showcase this, we thought we’d write some jokes and ask for your opinion. Unfortunately, the writing has proved more difficult than expected. After knocking our noggins together for a day, we came up with the following which may not make you jump around in hysterics:

Q. How many Drummers does it take to paint a Mars Bar?
A. It depends on the size of the Mars Bar!

We weren’t happy with this at all so we locked ourselves in a room and surfaced six hours later with:

Q. How many bones does a grown up have?
A. The largest grown up crocodile has 250 bones!

As you can imagine, we weren’t over the moon with this one either so we slept on it and spent the following day coming up with:

Q. What do you call a man with a roof on his head?
A. Dead!

If this experience has taught us anything, it’s that we’re not funny at all. I suppose we have should be happy that we didn’t call the blog It’s good to joke! Bill Y


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