Monday, April 18, 2011

Argument No. 348

I remember argument no. 348 vividly. It was time to tell Little Dill Y about the birds and the bees or as I like to call it 'reproduction'. Jill Y and I had very different ideas on how to enlighten the little genius. I told him that Uncle Thirsty Dave is a unique individual and that Mr. & Mrs. Thirsty Dave were deeply in love, had a quiet night in with 78 bottles of wine and that’s how his favourite uncle was born. I then told him that Bon Jovi fans are born on conveyor belts:


As usual, I never get my own way and his Mother thought it would be best if Aunt Sarah Palin gave him a different view on the whole procreation deal, a la Christian style:



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