Saturday, October 3, 2009

Interview with The Evil Clown

In an attempt to let as many people as possible see what Evil Bill Y is really like, I’ve decided to interview him. Hopefully this ends here and now and his true colours will be seen:

Bill Y: As far as I’m concerned, your name says it all. Please tell the happy people, what your name is.

Evil Bill Y: My name is Evil Bill Y. I’m evil and proud to be that way.

Bill Y: What do you think of people who are nice?

Evil Bill Y: Nice people make me sick and they can all go to hell.

Bill Y: Why do I let you write guest posts on the blog?

Evil Bill Y: Because I know something about you that you don’t want all the other fools to know and I’m blackmailing you, sucker.

Bill Y: Who are your Heroes:

Evil Bill Y: Ebenezer Scrooge, Tax Collectors, The Wicked Witch of the West and Darth Vader.

Bill Y: You said recently, you had a better name for the blog than It’s good to mock. Can you explain what this better name is?

Evil Bill Y: It should be called:

Bill Y: Speaking of dogs, what do you think about puppies?

Evil Bill Y: Puppies are not evil at all so I hate them all. I’m not sure if I hate children more than puppies. It’s too close to call.

Bill Y: Why do you think I call you The Evil Clown.

Evil Bill Y: I’ve no idea but it’s a good compliment. You’re just a clown who’ll never understand evil and you and all these stupid people can go to hell. Ha ha.

Bill Y: Well, I’ve had enough of you and I’m sure everyone else has too. I think I’ve proven my point. Close that door as you leave. Bill Y


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