I’ve changed with the times

When I was younger, I wasn't as old as I am now. Things were simpler back then and for some reason I was always punctual. Back then, my favourite saying was “he'd be late for his own funeral”. These days my favourite saying is "I hate Bon Jovi". Lately I've been late for everything and people who know me can’t understand how much I've changed. I was talking to Scurvy Jane about it and she seems to think it started happening since we got that new clock: