Friday, June 3, 2011

I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth but I was born with an ‘I hate Bon Jovi’ t-shirt

If there’s three things Jill Y likes, its sleeping, walking, sleepwalking and dreaming while sleepwalking. If there’s three things I like, it’s ‘I hate Bon Jovi’ t-shirts, tea, anagrams of the word ‘eat’ that rhyme with ‘pea’ and tee shots while wearing t-shirts. Jill Y recently bought a new hairdryer because she wanted to try something she hadn’t done with her hair before. Rather than pretend I cared, I went to sleep. She was tired so she joined me a few minutes later. Sometime after 4am, I head something that sounded like a hairdryer. It turns out, she went on one of her sleepwalking excursions and decided to do her hair. I immediately jumped out of bed and took the hairdryer off her. She obviously hadn’t read the instructions:



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