If you don’t laugh at life, it will kick you in the head and that kick really hurts

Don't ever let anyone tell you that man eating sharks are not dangerous. Other dangerous things that you might not be aware of include shopping in places that are not online - too easy to get lost in the shop and online dating - Svetlana the 21 year old model from Russia is really Dave, the 68 year old founder of the Scottish Batman Fan Club whose hobbies include hanging out in naturist resorts wearing nothing but a cape. The most dangerous thing that can happen to anyone is to lose their sense of humour. if you wake up one day and your sense of humour has passed on, make sure you give it a decent farewell: