An open apology to those I bothered - then and now.

Words hate me but I love them. I know a lot of words but my problem is not knowing which words to use when I open my fat mouth and which ones not to use. There’s rarely a day goes by when I don’t have to take my foot out of my mouth. The foot spends so much time in the mouth theses days that it’s thinking about taking a mortgage out on it! It’s alright with people I know because they know there’s no malice involved. The problem arises with people I don’t know very well. It’s as if I wake up with the sole purpose in life to bother as many people as possible in the shortest possible time. So if I’ve bothered you today, yesterday or indeed any other day, I apologise. Believe me when I tell you, bothering you bothers me more than it bothers you. (can someone please run that by me 'cause I don't think I understand what I just said!)