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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Can't believe he's 2 months old already.
Time really does fly when you’re massively confused. I nearly didn’t remember, It’s good to mock is 2 months old today. People tell me that you shouldn’t send a two month old kid to play skool but I believe in nurturing his imagination and play skool is doing that fairly well. Like all kids, you have to watch him constantly. We were in a book shop at the weekend which has free internet access. I turned my back for one moment and he was on the internets mocking the other blogs. Although I do encourage and teach mocking, he does need to be supervised. If I was to allow him to mock other blogs on his own, all of a sudden he’ll be mocking websites. Before you know it, he’ll be mocking Servers and I just won’t stand for that. He’s going to grow up with the the morals and manners that I don’t have. Although I love him and wouldn’t change him for the world, he can be hard work. His mother isn’t around. By day she’s a Pig Farmer who’s more concerned with bringing home the bacon than bringing up a baby. By night, she has a web cam in her room and men pay to watch her on their puters. Anyway, it’s past his bed time and I need some quiet time to plan world domination. Feel free to wish him Happy Birthday. Enjoy. Bill Y