Sunday, September 20, 2009

Measuring the cool

How do you know if you're cool?

Some people wear certain clothes which make them believe they’re cool. Clothes people, I mock you. Some listen to certain bands which they believe make them cool. Bands people, I mock you.There are some who think hanging out with a certain group of people, make them cool. To the group who hang out with the group to be cool, I mock you. Some people spend every second of every day, trying to be cool. These people are perhaps the least cool of all and I mock you. As far as I can tell, there are two types of cool people. The first isn’t cool at all but manufactured by massively expensive marketing and PR. Pop stars, Actors, Footballers, etc fall into this category. I think the real cool people are those who are relaxed enough about themselves, that they don’t give a damn what others think about them. Relaxed people, I salute you. I also salute the people who read this for you too are cool. If I was like that runner Caster Semenya, who has the man bits and woman bits, I would gladly have your children. Actually, I should probably rephrase that. As a man, I already have the man bits, I just don’t have the woman bits. Bill Y


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