Saturday, January 2, 2010

The lesser of two evils

Jodie FosterTo some people, today’s date - 01/02/2010, reads the same backwards as it does forwards (a Palindrome, if you will). At It’s good to mock HQ, we use the 02/01/2010 format so we couldn’t care less. We’re deep in discussion as to which is worse, getting bitten by a cat or trying to escape from Bon Jovi music on a horse with no legs. Jill Y thinks the latter but I think cats are as sly as that lying, cheating dog, Thierry Henry’s hand and just can’t be trusted. One thing we do agree on is that we both have this irrational fear of Jodie Foster. She scares the bejaysus out of us more than clowns do and clowns are pure evil. At least we understand why we hate clowns – it’s that Ronnie McDonald’s fault and everything evil that he represents. I’m sure Jodi Foster is a nice enough person but Jill Y and I both have the same nightmare where we’re stuck in a lift with her, wearing a Bon Jovi t-shirt while munching on a McBurger and once that nightmare comes, the fan has been hit with waste product! Bill Y


Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...