Thursday, January 28, 2010

5 ways to know that you’re having a bad day and that the world hates you.

For a long time now, I’ve known that the world hates me. Sometimes it hurls major obstacles in my path, sometimes it’s just the little things like these:

1) Going for a coffee.

    My coffee                                 Jill Ys coffee
coffee-skull good coffee
2) I decided to get a choc chip cookie which didn’t do it for me at all.

3) I was wondering why I didn’t get what I wanted for Christmas, until this arrived in the post:
 santa hates you

4) I’m not usually a superstitious person but I can take a hint. The keyboard fell to the ground the other day and the keys went all over the place. I picked it up as fast as I could and put the letters back on randomly. This is what it looked like:


5) Jill Y has been looking to make some extra money. She answered an ad yesterday but there was just something about it, something I couldn’t quite put my finger on but I have a bad feeling about it. I think it’s her potential bosses name that bothers me:

To be cont…

Bill Y



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