Little Dill Y has been eating a lot of eggs lately and when I say a lot, I mean he’s been eating nothing but eggs. Sure, eggs have great nutritional value and It’s good to mock is not an anti-egg collective but we had to find a way of making him stop eating eggs and varying his diet. I figured if I made the eggs more life-like, he would stop eating them so I had a quick word with Jill Y about the bodies in the cellar and asked if she had any plans to use their faces. I also asked if I could borrow her eggifying ray gun and guess what, it worked a treat:
Now I just have to figure out how to stop a 5 year old from murdering people and dragging them down to the cellar. Bless his little sense of humour, he gets it from his mother.