He reads Thermo Nuclear Dynamics for 5 year olds, Socioeconomic Inequality for 5 year olds and Paris Hilton – WTF? for 5 year olds. His friends are 5 year old professors, 5 year old presidents and thanks to the time machine that Jill Y invented, a 5 year old Paris Hilton. He recently became a 5 year old Barrister and as a present we got him one of those smelly feline things that follow elderly ladies everywhere. He called the cat Einstein and the cat is why we’re scared. It turns out Einstein is the stupidest cat you could ever get for a genius. I mean what type of intelligent cat gets himself into a situation like this:

