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I received a solitary response from a Swedish lady called Anna. I have since learned that not all Swedish women are called Anna but quite a few are. I arranged to meet Anna yesterday on the metro reading The Metro that was printed today. Confused yet?:
![metro metro](http://lh4.ggpht.com/_e109kKH12do/TI-1qD0g46I/AAAAAAAABrQ/VAQkEXEBAH4/metro1.jpg?imgmax=800)
The first words she said to me were “the future isn’t what it used to be”. She then brought me to the house of the inventor of time travel:
![Jacob Jacob](http://lh3.ggpht.com/_e109kKH12do/TI-1qrnh8lI/AAAAAAAABrU/EvEMYr7F-3Q/Jacob1.jpg?imgmax=800)
I’m not going to lie to you and pretend that I understood what happened next but I’m told I made a massive mistake when I played for the Brazilian football team. Apparently, this messed up the time paradox. Anna tried to explain it to me like this but it was way over my head:
![paradox paradox](http://lh5.ggpht.com/_e109kKH12do/TI-1rD_puWI/AAAAAAAABrY/XljfYxzdAQw/paradox8.gif?imgmax=800)
I’ve been keeping it quiet until now but Brazil were knocked out of the World Cup and many people were surprised but I think it was all my fault.
To be cont
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