I’ll marry you when it rains whiskey

Jill Y has been dropping little subtle hints about wanting to get married. I figured this out when she said “I think we should get married”. We wouldn’t be the most conventional people you could have the misfortune to meet and marriage means very little to me but if there’s one thing she’s good at, it’s getting her own way. We’ve been a couple for the last 5 lifetimes and regularly finish each others sentences but lately when I say “No”, she has been changing it to “Yes lets get married”. She’s been leaving marriage magazines all over the place but I’ve started to fight back:



To be cont….