In no particular order, they are:
1) To mock to the the best of our ability.
2) To remove Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness.
We are realists and realise that number 2 is something which is not going to happen overnight so we work hard and persevere at it. Number 1 is a different story altogether. Let us turn our attention to evangelism and get the mock out of here:
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![Bill Y Bill Y](http://lh6.ggpht.com/_e109kKH12do/S-7PyX2SvWI/AAAAAAAABSw/m3yrMxsOcD0/Bill%20Y_thumb%5B2%5D.png?imgmax=800)