People always ask us how we know so much. Rather than simply tell them that we’re smarter than they are, we like to tell them that we’re an instinctive collective who have a keen understanding of human nature and that people are fundamentally the same as each other. We then mention some big words, throw in ‘psychology’ and pretend to look all serious as if we have a clue what we’re talking about. Psst, the real reason we know so much is that we live inside the computer and can see everything. In fact, we’re watching you right now. And you, yes you sending that email to your girlfriend – we’re telling your wife on you. And what about you, watching that girl on girl stuff – much respect. Don’t for a moment think that we haven’t got our eye on you.