I think it was me who once said:
"Being brilliant is just something I am, like a fear of nuns or a deep filled hatred of Bon Jovi - it is what it is".
Being brilliant isn't always easy, especially being a brilliant parent. There's so much negativity in this world to shield your loved one from. Things were different when I was a little mocker. I know furniture sells but you can't open up the internet these days without explicit depictions of depraved furniture everywhere:
![furnitureporn furnitureporn](http://lh6.ggpht.com/_e109kKH12do/TSN066M7B_I/AAAAAAAAB7Y/aHNWxfLwxwU/furnitureporn%5B8%5D.jpg?imgmax=800)
Brothers & Sisters, it's time to fight back. To stop this depravity, send your name to:
United we can make a difference and make this world a better place for our children to live in.
![Bill Y Bill Y](http://lh3.ggpht.com/_e109kKH12do/TSN07SMKvXI/AAAAAAAAB7c/DrWprB4R8kA/Bill%20Y%5B5%5D.png?imgmax=800)