Monday, November 1, 2010

Once again, It's good to mock does the hard work so you don't have to

Once again, It's good to mock does the hard work so you don't have to. In a one off series we'll call how to bother the bejaysus out of your girlfriend/wife/mistress, we uncover the secrets on how to bother the bejaysus out of your girlfriend/wife/mistress. The first thing you need to do is state something obvious like:


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The more adventurous might want to state something like:


All men will look at women in their underwear, even statues of men

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It wouldn't be right to tell you how to bother the bejaysus out of her and not tell you how to turn things around and gain some brownie points. Just as she is about to throw your belongings out the window, you might want to throw in:


That Tiger Woods is just not on. How can he treat women like that. Even paintings of him are out of order


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Bill Y

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