a) Bon Jovi are talented
b) Nuns don't scare the bejaysus out of us
c) Ireland's agricultural minister Brendan Smith has announced the Governments answer to the upcoming fiercest ever €6bn budget deficit. In their infinite wisdom, the Government have decided to give the worse off in society, free cheese!
The answer is not A or B. The more astute of you will now know that the answer is in fact C. That’s right, the people who run our country have obviously realised that what poor people need is cheese. The minister went on to explain that the €750,000 Christmas present is:
“an important means of contributing towards the well-being of the most deprived citizens in the community”
We have two images to show you followed by a solitary question:
What about the poor lactose intolerant?