Thirsty Dave and the restraining belt

Listening to people is not one of our strong points at It's good to mock. We listen to the voices inside our heads but they've got us into trouble before. I can't go into detail but lets just say there was a Ukrainian gymnast involved and it turns out that a restraining order is a legal document. Thirsty Dave found that out the hard way. Speaking of the thirsty one, he recently got a new belt and rarely leaves home without it. It’s started to mold itself around him and has almost become an extension of him. Here’s a picture of a Ukrainian gymnast with the very belt: