The success of Charlie Row: Goalkeeper Extraordinaire

At the end of the day, all crows are essentially the same. It doesn't matter if you're the type of crow who is rich in material wealth or rich in the art of scavenging. You hatch, do stuff and then leave the world to go wherever crows go when they leave the world. This tale is a tale of inspiration about a crow called Charlie Row. Charlie Row, like a lot of crows, dreamt of going to Japan and playing in goal for a soccer team. That's exactly what he did and here he is in all his glory: