What do you do when your bowels misbehave to the max?

Don’t ask me why but I’m going to share with you something that probably definitely shouldn’t be shared. This is embarrassing so I’m just going to say it and then you can react whatever way you wish. I needed to go to the loo to do the sitting down operation rather than the standing up operation. I assumed the position but the inner workings of the Bill Y body refused to do it’s stuff. I’m not going to beat around the bush brothers and sisters, I suffered a sensation of incomplete bowel evacuation. There was nothing else to do but ask the all ever knowing Jill Y for her take on the situation. Her answer scared the bejaysus out of me:


 

Suffice to say, I didn’t subscribe to her solution and The Rappin’ Reverend Dr. C.Dexter Wise III agrees with me totally:




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