One of these things is doing it’s own thing, one of these things just isn’t the same.

Christmas is just over and already Jill Y is talking about next years festivities. She won’t mind me telling you that she’s not the best cook in the world. I could go as far as saying that Jill Y is to cooking what Paris Hilton is to classiness but that would be mean so I won’t. She’s threatening to roast the turkey next year but I’m massively scared of the damage she could do in undertaking such a mammoth task.  That’s why I’ve created a little test to see if she knows what a turkey actually looks like: