Neighbour from hell

It’s good to mock HQ is situated in a quiet, pensive location in the scenic hills of a far away place. Our neighbours are free thinking, creative spirits with an insatiable passion for originality and inventiveness. Unfortunately, the inventiveness is about to turn into an inventive mess as we get a new neighbour from hell. We could live with Paris Hilton or even OJ Simpson but surely this is the worst thing that has happened since Windows Vista was released: