Our good friend Danny "Big Swinger” Small, had been staying with us for a while, while he tried to choose his favourite 6 women. We spent some time helping him choose his top 6 and a lot of soul searching was done. The day arrived for Big Swinger to leave and Jill Y and I returned home from work to be greeted with a ‘present’. Don’t get me wrong, we appreciate the fact that he got us a gift but getting down deep and dirty on the new sofa that he bought us, has become quite a painful event:
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Friday, July 9, 2010
Big Swinger and the big stinger
We’re red blooded mockers. When Jill Y and I come home from work, there’s nothing we like more than getting deep down and dirty on the sofa. We’ve done things on that sofa that would shock Paris Hilton. If the sofa could talk it would narrate tale after tale of adult orientated entertainment which I doubt are even legal in some states. Allow me to frame the picture:
Our good friend Danny "Big Swinger” Small, had been staying with us for a while, while he tried to choose his favourite 6 women. We spent some time helping him choose his top 6 and a lot of soul searching was done. The day arrived for Big Swinger to leave and Jill Y and I returned home from work to be greeted with a ‘present’. Don’t get me wrong, we appreciate the fact that he got us a gift but getting down deep and dirty on the new sofa that he bought us, has become quite a painful event:
Our good friend Danny "Big Swinger” Small, had been staying with us for a while, while he tried to choose his favourite 6 women. We spent some time helping him choose his top 6 and a lot of soul searching was done. The day arrived for Big Swinger to leave and Jill Y and I returned home from work to be greeted with a ‘present’. Don’t get me wrong, we appreciate the fact that he got us a gift but getting down deep and dirty on the new sofa that he bought us, has become quite a painful event: