Wise words of wisdom

Scurvy Jane wouldn't be one who is well endowed with independent thought but once in a purple moon, when FC Barcelona lose a match, she astounds those around her with wise words of wisdom. The word on the street is that her words were so profound, that people actually listened to her for the first time in her life. Before long, the wise words of wisdom travelled afar and we can now present the exact text in unabridged form: