Friday, December 9, 2011

In the beginning there was stuff and things happened

Jill Y says lots of big words and some of them end in big words. I’ve recently worked out a way to fall asleep as she speaks in these foreign tongues. It wasn’t easy in the beginning but now I can actually sleep while nodding at her and pretending to listen intently to the supposedly intelligent stuff she sprouts. Nothing lasts forever and now I have to sit exams after she lectures on whatever she waffles about. As soon as the episode starts and she rabbits on about something, I take a few notes before the sleep kicks in. This way, when I get to the exam, I can refer to my notes and with a bit of luck, it looks like I have a real life opinion about something. Yesterday she said something about how life began and it wasn’t long before I was dreaming. I’ve a test in an hour and might just have something that might just make sense to her:



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