Free software at discounted prices

Sugartastic Daddy John is an entrepreneur, par excellence who has been known to make money from nothing but paper and a printing press. He has a real ‘can do’ attitude and has published several books in his imagination about how to make money from no money. He's a motivational person and sometimes being in the same room as him can have a positive effect on the easily impressed. Scurvy Jane was talking to him yesterday about the price of software and before you could say Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie, she had opened a shop selling free software at discounted prices: