Thursday, August 20, 2009

Expert in expertise

Like most people these days, I don’t have an excessive amount of money. Because of this, I was thinking of setting up a buisness. I was advised to go into a field where I have a degree of expertise so I’m thinking of setting myself up as an ‘Executive Bullshit Expert’. As those who know me will testify, I’ve been talking crap for so long now that I can sense bullshit within a 6.21371192 Kilometer radius. I reckon I’m highly qualified to spot others who do the same. The work could be quite rewarding. I could be employed to tell you if your partner is cheating on you. I could find work in courtrooms and tell if property developers are lying. I could probably even get a gig at job interviews and let the employer know which potential candidates are lying through their teeth. Actually forget about ‘Executive Bullshit Expert’, I think I could be a ‘Senior Executive Bullshit Expert’ and charge more!


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