And they painted matchstick men and a real person too

Not everybody can have the acting skills of Jean-Claude Van Damme or the family name of Wayne Rooney's younger brother, John Rooney. Bon Jovi are the only band who take music and make it sound like an angle grinder playing the bagpipes and for this we are truly grateful. At one stage or another, most of us will be jealous of somebody and the skills they possess. Although this is a human trait, it extends to stick people too: